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What I Stole from Pottery Barn

I have a little love affair with Pottery Barn.  Every time a catalog arrives in the mail, I flip through the pages looking for a way to crawl in.

Pottery Barn Outdoor

Who wouldn’t want to live there?  It’s a magical land where throw pillows always stay perfectly askew and people sip bottled water that cost more than my first car.

In Pottery Barn Land, every window has a view and you can hang a chandelier made out of antlers and no one calls you a redneck because you didn’t shoot the buck yourself.

antler chandelier

“I couldn’t decide which rug to get so I got them both,” said no real wife ever.

Of course, no one in Pottery Barn Land has time to shoot a deer himself because everyone is too busy covering books in matching white paper and shopping for beige like it’s a noun.

Beige

Let’s not get too crazy with the color on those throw pillows, people.

In Pottery Barn land, children named Ashton and Brooklyn paint quietly at kid-sized tables perched over $1500 hand-knotted chevron rugs.  They don’t even need smocks because Pottery Barn children have been taught to be careful with their cashmere.

Bless their little hearts.

Pottery Barn LandWhenever Chess Club lets out early, Ashton and Brooklyn invite a group of ethnically diverse friends over to climb trees.  You know, the trees that grow up inside their playroom. 

play room tree

“Outdoor trees are so yesterday, Ashton.”

However, Pottery Barn kids don’t climb trees, even the ones growing right up in front of their noses, and that’s a crying shame.

But I still want to live there.

It’s just too bad the exchange rate between The Real World and Pottery Barn Land is unfavorable.  My dollar is worth so little there, I can’t even afford to live on the outskirts of town where oddly-sized pillow shams and last season’s Christmas ornaments are marked down to near-Target prices.

I have had to reconcile myself to a life of vicarious Pottery Barn living by means of catalog ogling.

But then, I saw this picture:

Pottery Barn Chandelier

Don’t get distracted by the sieve on the wall–they had a design intern working that day–and check out that amazing chandelier!

You want a closer look.  I understand.

Pottery Barn Chandelier

Look at those gorgeous hand-blown glass pendants in eclectic shapes and sizes!  Look at the mottled glass and non-energy efficient light bulbs!  I had to have it.  But at $500, there was no way that chandelier was going to get into my house.

Unless I stole it. 

At first, I recoiled from the idea.  But then, a plan begin to form in my little thieving brain and I knew what I had to do.

I had to steal that chandelier, and I had the perfect idea of just how to do it. 

But wait!  I can’t share all my secrets in one day. Come back tomorrow and catch me red-handed!  I will show you exactly what I stole from Pottery Barn, and how you can steal it too!

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Love at First House

 

Exterior of house

This is the way our house looked when I first saw it.

It was five years ago, and I had just found out I was expecting twins.  That meant we would soon have a family of seven living in a two bedroom apartment in the downstairs of Jeff’s parents’ house.

It was time to move.  But rent was more expensive than a mortgage, so with fear and trembling, I set about trying to find the perfect house.  We needed something big enough for a (quickly) growing family but affordable enough for our one-income household.

It was a tough challenge.  The Seattle-area housing market was super inflated, even though the housing crisis had already begun.  Finding a house under $300,000 was a trick.  Finding one in decent shape and in a good part of town was practically impossible.

I should know.  I looked at a lot of houses.  Some of them were downright scary.  The ones that weren’t were far too small or on the wrong side of town or so close together, you could stand in your kitchen and look into your neighbor’s house and tell them they were adding too much salt to their rigatoni.

For a girl who has almost always lived in the country, that made me feel claustrophobic and squirmy and a little nauseous.  I need space.  Five kids need space.

I just didn’t think I would find it for us.

When I walked into this house, I knew I had.

View of Puget Sound

The view took my breath away.  I could see those mountains from four windows in the living room.  I could see them from the kitchen sink and from the living room couch and from the dining room table.

It was love at first house.

But, this house needed a lot of work.  We bought it because it had a lot of potential, and at the time, the price was very reasonable compared to other houses like it on the market.  But it needed work.  Did I mention that already?  Because it did.  It needed a lot of work. So much work.  This was not one of those homes that would just appreciate while we slept.

Nope, this house was going to take some serious elbow grease.

For one thing, the siding was rotting in places and everything in the house screamed of fast, cheap construction.  I mean, I’m not expert, but I’m pretty sure stick-on floor tiles are not the definition of quality.

Stick-on tiles

The most quality thing about this bathroom was the toilet paper.  Kirkland brand.  Nice.

We set about changing every single thing.  We did it over the course of five years because according to all the charts, we were impoverished.  I know.  Who makes these charts?

Impoverished or not, we had to do it on the cheap because five kids eat a lot, so we scoured the area for inexpensive building supplies and materials and begged cheap labor off friends and family.  Chances are, if you came over for dinner, you ended up painting something before you left.

Sorry about that.

For instance, you might have helped us paint the outside of our house, which now looks like this:

Glover home

Hold on–don’t scroll up.  Let me make it easy on you.  I’ve got a side-by-side shot right here:

Side by side house

The trees sure have gotten bigger!  But you’re supposed to be looking at the house.  Doesn’t it look cozy?

But wait.  It gets better.

I already mentioned how when we bought the house, the siding was bad. You can see how the previous owners tried to patch things up with a lovely piece of sponge-painted drywall nailed under the deck.

Back of house

So sneaky.

We spent the entire summer of our first year in the house repairing siding.  Well, I spent most of the first summer in our house on bed rest.  I’m using the term “we” loosely, like when I say “We gave birth to twins that August,” which, as I recall, was pretty much a one-woman gig.

So.  “We” cut out and replaced the bad siding and trimmed out all the windows and any exposed seems.  Then, Jeff went around and caulked every. single. seam and every. single. nail hole around every. single. square inch of the house.  Using his fingers.  It took forever.  He bled.

But, he saved the siding from any further damage.  In fact, it was just inspected again for the first time since we bought it and came back with an excellent bill of health.

That’s my guy.

Part of the reason the siding has fared so well (besides Jeff’s sacrificial use of his body in applying caulk) is because we painted the house with a high-quality paint.  At first, it made me choke when I heard how much it cost.  Seriously?  Paint can cost more per gallon than a Starbucks triple latte?  Well, I never.  It was good paint, though, and we needed good paint because the siding is exposed to lots of moisture for about nine months out of every single year (you mean it rains in Seattle?)

Not only that, but when the sun decides to come out sometime in mid-August, our siding gets a direct hit.

We live in a very conflicted part of the country.

So, we bought the paint, and it has held up beautifully.  I will never again balk at buying good exterior paint because it still looks brand new.

I took this photo yesterday, nearly 3 years after we painted the house.  It still looks perfect.  White trim

We chose a darker shade of grey and added an even darker accent color.  Can you see it above the windows?  I was nervous about adding the extra-dark color, but I love it.  It makes the trim pop and the whole house look neat and tidy.

On the outside, at least.  Ahem.

Glover house

We also added a new front door.  We were able to find solid wood doors at a liquidation store, so over time, we replaced every single door in the house.  The original front door was moved to the back to replace an even worse door on what is now Jeff’s office.

This exterior door cost $40.  I’m telling you, God loves us.

Curb appeal

I think it’s a huge improvement, considering we started with this:

Front door

That was $40 well-spent.

I also made some funky house numbers out of some leftover slate tiles from our bathroom project (you’ll see how we banished the stick-on tiles another day).

House numbers

I love my house numbers, even though they look a little bit like they were created by a fifth-grader in the Craft Cabin of some summer camp in Wisconsin.

People think Faith made those for me, and I say, “Didn’t she do a great job?” because people like my weird house numbers better when they think they were created by a ten-year-old instead of a twenty-nine year old.

Or someone a teensy bit older than that.

Unique House Numbers

Also, I know I probably shouldn’t put my house numbers online, but we’re moving and our house is listed for all the world to see anyway.  Besides, if you come to my house with evil intent, I have five children and we have booby trapped the house with sharp, pointy Legos.  While you are dancing around the living room with sharp, pointy Legos imbedded in your feet, they will climb on your back and call you a horsey and bombard you with a million questions about what life is like in prison.

I kid you not.

Moving right along.

You can see by the pictures that we added a lot of landscaping.  Many of the flowers were donated from friends’ gardens.  Most of the others came from a local nursery.  I have scoured their “Take Me Home” table and 50% off sales for the past five years and have come home with many treasures that looked half-dead but weren’t.  That allowed me to turn our yard from this:

Front yard

into this:

Glover house

Notice, I didn’t save that wagon wheel and we don’t even talk about what happened to that stacked frog “sculpture.”

But I did save the clematis that was already here.  It is almost done blooming now, but it’s one of my favorite plants in the yard.  Most of the others, including the fruit trees and berry bushes, we added ourselves.

Pink Clematis

Rainier Cherries

Blueberries

Blue Clematis

My house is always full of flowers I picked from my yard, and the kids eat their way through the landscape all summer long.

cut flowers

It took us a few years before everything looked that beautiful, however.  For instance, the side yard was basically a gravel/mud pit for most of the time we lived here. Originally, it looked like this:

Side yard

And occasionally, it looked like this:

Side Yard

Or even this:

Fire in the side yard

Just keepin’ it real, people.

This spring, we finally transformed it into this:

Shade garden

It was my father-in-law’s idea to mulch back there.  We were going to level out the ground and put plantings in, but the mulch worked so much better.  They even came and helped weed, lug mulch, and dig holes in rock-hard dirt.  I swear, someone used to park an RV right there.

But it was worth it because it turned out so well.  Sometimes, I come outside just to look at my shade garden.  The kids like to skip across the stepping-stones, which we got for some ridiculous price at Lowe’s because the teller couldn’t find the price tag.

Which brings me to a word of caution.  God does stuff like that for us all the time.  So, if you own some kind of home improvement place and we walk into your store, there’s a good chance you’ll just end up giving us stuff.  You won’t know why, you’ll just find yourself saying things like, “I don’t know how much a 2×4 costs.  Just take it.”

Consider yourselves warned.   

The entrance to the shade garden is an arbor I designed and built one year with Jeff’s help.  It was a Mother’s Day present because he really didn’t want an arbor there.  He wanted to be able to park things–manly things–beside the house.  But he loves me.  And he didn’t have a Mother’s Day present.

I win!

Arbor

I planted grapes by my Mother’s Day Arbor because I have no idea how to prune the renegade grapes that are growing all over the arbor you can (barely) see toward the back corner of the yard.

Besides, we love grapes, as you can see by some of the harvest we’ve gotten in past years.

growing grapes

Once the side yard was completed, Jeff went to work on the back yard.  He rebuilt the retaining walls and added steps because having a muddy Slip ‘n Slide down the backyard probably voids our homeowner’s insurance.

Although, according to all the neighbor kids, it was way cool.

When we first purchased the house, the back yard looked like this (and yes, that really is a slide off the back porch):

Back yard

This is the way the it looked half-way through the project when Jeff came in and collapsed onto the couch in exhaustion: Building stone steps

And this is the way it looked when he was all done and I kissed him over and over again because it turned out so well:

Stone steps

My guy did such a great job, I’ve got to show you the before and after one more time.

Back deck side by side

If I could whistle in print, I would.

You probably notice the window in the after picture that wasn’t in the before picture.  Well, that’s a little surprise waiting for you when I take you on a tour of the inside of our house.

Because you DO want to see the inside, right?

Join me next time!  There is so much more to see, and I can’t wait to take you along!

 

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Pretty Stenciled Stools

This is a crazy chicken.

crazy chicken

Behind the crazy chicken are two white bar stools.  I picked them up at a garage sale when we first moved into our house because we suddenly owned an island but had nothing to put around it.

Here’s a closeup: White bar stool

That’s baby Micah, trying to eat the bar stool.

Over the past five years, we’ve gotten a lot of use out of those stools.  They’re sturdy and in pretty good condition.  But they’re also boring and a little worn, and I didn’t feel like they belonged in my kitchen anymore.

That’s because, behind the scenes at Five in Tow, we’ve been working on a few major house improvements.  I tackled the kitchen, which included refinishing the cabinets to a deep, espresso color.  I’m going to show you the whole thing next week, but for now, you just have to trust me that those old white bar stools just didn’t go.

The white was too contrasty against the espresso, and they were a little battered and worn from being used as blanket tent supports for the last five years.

So I decided to fix them up.

I had a can of turquoise spray paint in the garage.  I bought it with a coupon for the craft store when I couldn’t think of anything else I wanted for 40% off.  I do that sometimes–I just buy spray paint and keep it on hand because I never know when I’m going to need to paint something turquoise.  It happens.

I taped off the wooden seats and sprayed the legs with several thick coats of paint.

Turquoise spray paint

My husband walked by at this point and looked at me.  I wouldn’t say he disliked the color.

No, the deep loathing I saw in his eyes was much more like hatred.

“Trust me!” I smiled.

“Shouldn’t you be working on your kitchen?” he asked.  He meant, shouldn’t you be finishing the project you already started instead of painting perfectly good bar stools that hideous color, which I hate?  And also which I don’t like?  At all?

Yes.  I should have been finishing my kitchen.  But painting bar stools was much more fun and creative than slathering another coat of polyurethane on my cupboards.

So.  I continued.

I wanted the stools to look worn, in a good way, and I wanted some of the white paint to show through.  I figured this was going to happen anyway, after months and months of kids using the stools, so I thought I might as well make it look intentional.  I took some sand paper to it and smoothed away the blue paint wherever I felt like doing it.

Turquoise bar stools

Finally, I slathered on a glaze to antique the stools even further, and to tone down the color a bit since my hubby loved it so much.

After the stools dried and my husband went away to search craigslist for new bar stools, I got out my stencils.  This is the exact stencil I used, only I purchased mine at Michael’s with a coupon.

Moroccan stencil

Martha Stewart Arabesque Stencil

I love it because it has several patterns, and I didn’t want my stools to be matchy-matchy.

I did want a bright, cherry-red color to accent the turquoise.  I also thought this would pull in the red on a wall on the opposite side of the room.  My kitchen, dining room, and living room are all one great big room, so things have to coordinate.  However, I chose a brighter red for the stools because I wanted something fun and vibrant.

Besides, Jeff loves it when I paint things fun and vibrant colors.

Stenciling

Tape and stencil with acrylic craft paints.  The picture above is from another stenciling project.  I didn’t take any pictures of myself stenciling the stools because I did it while we were watching a movie to distract Jeff from the horrors of his wife painting his stools turquoise and cherry red.

But, they turned out like this:

Stenciled Stools

Aren’t they fun?   I sprayed a few coats of polyurethane all over them just to make sure they’d last after five kids get a hold of them.  I have to say, it was a joy to shoot some poly out of a can after spending hours and hours painting it onto my cupboards with a brush.

Stenciled stools

cherry and turquoise

Stenciled stools

Now, here’s a little sneak peak at my kitchen renovation post.

Pretty painted stools

Don’t you love the flowers from my yard?  I’m picking bouquets every day because we’re not going to have flowers like that to pick in El Paso.

Stenciled stools

See the painter’s tape on the floor?  That’s because I spray painted stools instead of applying the last coat of polyurethane to my island.  La la la!

(I think it was a good choice).

Jeff doesn’t think the stools go with the kitchen, and he’s probably right.  But I love my stenciled stools anyway and I’m not above buying a few accessories to place around the kitchen to make it all work.

They are a tad bright.  But then, I kind of like things that way.

What do you think?  Do you side with Jeff and think my stenciled stools are a little over the top?  Or are you ready to break out the spray paint and make some of your own?

Also, stay tuned for my upcoming Kitchen Transformation post!  See how I turned my cabinets from dated and drabby to classic and stunning for less than $50!

 

 

 

 

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