home improvement Archives - Kristen Anne Glover

Yesterday, I confessed to all of you how my secret adoration for Pottery Barn led me down a path of destruction. At first, it was simple coveting. All I really wanted was to have a mossy fireplace in my bedroom, with twinkling white lights on the mantle and a miniature sawhorse by my bed.

I thought it was perfectly normal. I mean, what warm-blooded girl doesn’t want a miniature sawhorse by her bed?

Most of my coveting was contained to catalog perusal and an occasional foray into an actual store. However, I usually left faster than I came because I felt like I had the words, “Doesn’t Own a Single Tasting Plate” emblazoned on my forehead, and people were staring.

But it all changed the day I saw this chandelier:

At $499, it was about $499 over budget, but I had to have it.

So I decided to steal Pottery Barn’s eclectic hand-blown-glass idea right out from under them. I made one of my own.

See that light? I totally stole it from Pottery Barn.

Now, I will be the first to admit that the Pottery Barn chandelier is way cooler than my knock-off. But a nearly $500 difference in cost goes a long way in making me feel better about my project. Every time I start to think it doesn’t look as good as the catalog version, I just whisper, “That’s a $500 chandelier you just made out of juice cups,” and I smile.

The first thing I did was gather a collection of glassware since Santa has yet to bring me a 2,500 degree furnace and a blowpipe. Clearly, glassblowing was out of the question. That meant I had to give up the mottled look of the glass in the chandelier I loved.

Score one for Pottery Barn.

However, I didn’t really need to blow glass because I already had an eclectic collection of glassware thanks to my children’s innate ability to break any cups that match.

Also, I had already decided to make mercury glass pendants instead of trying to replicate wavy blown glass. Mercury glass has interesting color variations and a mottled look, but it has the added benefit of being metallic, which I wanted in my chandelier because it was going to be part of my ongoing master bedroom design. Our master bedroom has deep gray walls, and we can’t paint them. The silver of the mercury glass would be a perfect accent.

Score one for ME!

I searched the cupboards for glasses with curvy sides and rims around the tops to replicate the look of the Pottery Barn pendants. Cheap glass vases worked well too, as did glass storage jars (the kind that have a rubber seal and separate glass lid) because they have a nice, thick rim.

I saved the glass lids from the storage jars and even purchased a few half-round glass votive candle holders. You’ll see why in a minute.

In order to create the mercury glass look, I purchased a can of Krylon Mirror spray paint. It’s exactly the same stuff as this:

It is expensive, especially since you only get 6 oz. per can. But, I used a 40% off coupon at Hobby Lobby to get it a bit cheaper. Happily, one can lasted the entire project. Whew!

Making mercury glass is super easy. Simply collect your glassware and take it outside. Be sure to remove the rubber seals from around any glass lids. You don’t need to wash the glass first unless it is visibly dirty. Then, spray each piece very lightly with water on the inside only. Don’t overdo it–you want just a very light mist so little droplets form. In fact, it’s a good idea to shake the jar after you’ve sprayed it so the droplets disperse and don’t run.

After you’ve done this, spray a very light coat of mirror spray paint on the inside only of each jar or glass piece. Just stick the can right in the jar and spray a light coat. The spray paint traps the water underneath, creating interesting bubbles, runs, and color variations, just like real mercury glass.

Light coats of spray paint work best. Otherwise, the silver runs. If this happens, don’t worry. Just roll the paint around in the jar to spread it out as evenly as possible. Then, add another coat later on to make the run less visible.

Let your jars dry in the sun between coats, and then repeat the steps until you like the look of your jars. Hold them up to the light and take a good look at them. Now is the time to add coats if you don’t love it! Do the insides of the lids and the votive holders as well, if you have them.

Let everything dry completely. You now have mercury glass!

“Mom? Where are all the cups?”
Seriously? I’m working here.

Using a hot glue gun, I attached the lids to the bottoms of the cups and jars. I tried lots of other kinds of glue, including toxic “industrial strength” stuff, but it just didn’t hold. Hot glue worked the best.

I did not have enough lids for all of my glass pieces, but that was okay. I left some plain and attached the glass votive holders to others. Adding these extra glass pieces transformed the look of the cups and jars. They didn’t look as much like cups and jars any more, but began to look more and more like the pendants I was trying to steal.

The transformation begins

Once the glassware was painted and assembled, it was time to attach electrical cord to hang them by. You can get electrical cord from a place like Home Depot or from your children’s annoying electric toys. Either way, it is not expensive.

You could also use ribbon or cording, but I wanted the chandelier to look like it could actually work, even though I had no way of electrifying the thing.

I strung the electrical wire through metal jewelry findings like this and secured the ends with excessive amounts of hot glue.These were attached to the pendants with even more glue. I did not want them coming loose. They were going to be hanging over my sleeping head, after all. Now that the pendants were ready, it was time to attach them to a board. My husband rustled up a piece of Hemlock and cut the 1×4 to about 2 1/2 feet long. I stained it a dark espresso color, added a coat of polyurethane, and drilled holes to string the electrical cord through so I could attach them.

Using these handy little clips to hold the pendants, I arranged them the way I wanted by suspending the board between two chairs and fiddling with the design until I liked it.

The excess electrical wire was trimmed and held down as flat as possible into more globs of hot glue. Those babies aren’t going anywhere.

Now, I really wanted my chandelier to light up, even though I couldn’t actually add electricity to it. So I ordered some remote control LED votive candles. Only, they didn’t come in time. I had to go to the store to get some cheap LED votive candles just for this post. See?

I stuck one in each pendant using Velcro dots to hold them in place.

When everything was done, we hung the chandelier up in the cove that holds our bed. I’m working on the pillow thing. Don’t look at that yet.

It may not be Pottery-Barn-perfect, but my chandelier also didn’t cost Pottery Barn money. The entire project cost about $30, including the back-up set of candles.

And even though it didn’t come from the store, my version of the Paxton Glass Light Pendant makes me feel like I’ve gotten a little bit closer to living the Pottery Barn Land dream.

Now I just have to figure out how to get moss to grow on my fireplace.

One of my favorite books when I was a kid was In a People House. It starts like this: “Come inside, Mr. Bird,” said the mouse, “I’ll show you what there is in a people house.”

Together, mouse and bird explore the wonders of a people house. They open every door and peek in every room because all the people are out for the day and no one had security systems back when this book was written.

The opening line was the highlight of the book, which quickly disintegrated into a litany of sight words for emergent readers, including bureau drawers and baked beans.

It was not exactly Dr. Seuss.

But I read it over and over again because I loved the idea of being able to explore a house when all the people were away.

I still do.

Maybe that’s why I love Better Homes and Gardens magazines and Pinterest and taking walks at night when everyone’s windows are lit up and I can peek inside and see how they arrange their pictures above the fireplace.

There’s a word for that. It’s called nosy. Or, if you’re into psycho-babble, you might call it voyeurism, although I hate that word because it sounds like bon voyage! and I don’t understand what looking in people’s windows has to do with going on a cruise.

Anyway, my perfectly normal and not-crazy curiosity about people’s homes made me think that there might be some other perfectly normal and not-crazy people out there who also like to look in houses.

Like you.

And perhaps other perfectly normal and not-crazy people like you might like to look in a house like mine, especially since we’ve been hard at work renovating it and turning it into the house of our dreams just in time to sell it.

But we haven’t sold it yet! For now, it’s still ours, and you can take a look. In fact, you don’t even have to wait until it’s dark and the windows are lit up. You can come right in.

Our house looks like a two-story house from the outside, but in fact, it has four different levels.

When you walk through the front door, you enter the main living area: kitchen, dining room, and living room. That great room was one of the reasons we loved the space. We’re not formal dining room people, or formal living room people. Formal living rooms are places children hide when they feel the urge to eat an entire bottle of gummy vitamins in one sitting.

Not that I would know.

We wanted one great big room where the gummy vitamins remained in sight at all times.

Unfortunately, the builders of this house decided to break up the great room concept by putting a non-weight bearing 3/4-height wall right down the middle of the kitchen and living room.

You can see the pointless wall on the right. The island was attached to it, but was not nailed to the floor.

This is our house when we bought it.

I can just imagine the builders standing in this room and saying to each other, “You know what would make this house even better? A strange and completely pointless 3/4-height wall to divide the kitchen and the living room so children have a place to hide when they feel the need to eat an entire bottle of gummy vitamins all at once.”

And because their wives were not there to whap them on the heads, they did just that.

The previous owners did not know what to do with that pointless wall, so they used it as a growth chart and marked their kids’ height on it.

In Sharpie.

Classy.

Almost as classy as that gold ‘n brass light fixture which nobody seemed to hate as much as me. Am I a lighting snob?

The rest of the room had a lot of potential, but it was dated and cheap (sounding like a snob again…) as you can see from the pictures below.

The living room side. The sight of that faux-granite and gold fireplace gives me shivers.

An ugly front door (it looked worse close up) and steps leading up to the bedrooms

Every time I visited the house before we moved in, I would speak to that room in Veggie Tale and say, “We’re going to knock your wall down!”

However, we were not intending to knock it down right away because other house projects were more pressing and we had a limited budget. But I happened to mention my vision of a wall-less room to an eccentric handyman who was working for us until my blood pressure forced us to let him go because eccentric is another word for crazy and crazy people do strange things to your house when they own power tools and copies of your house keys.

Case in point: I pulled in the driveway one day, walked in the front door, and found the entire room was white with drywall dust. The wall that I had hated was gone–overnight! Wires dangled from the ceiling and a very large man was up on a very small step stool with a can of spray texture in his hand, looking as guilty as a handyman who had just knocked down my wall without asking.

“Greg!” I said in a way that may or may not have been louder than I intended. “What have you done?”

“I–I–” he stammered. “I know you didn’t want to knock the wall down yet, but I had to do it!”

Turns out, Greg is an insomniac, and instead of taking Melatonin like normal people, he gets up in the night, drives to other people’s homes with a sledge hammer, and takes out the walls that shouldn’t have been there in the first place.

I almost went into labor.

We had already spent that year’s “fix up this dump” money and I was about to deliver twins right there in the middle of the drywall dust because I had no idea how much time or money it was going to cost to restore my kitchen/dinning room/living room to usable condition and did I mention I was due to have twins within a month?

So he didn’t charge me anything for it. All it cost me was four weeks of bed rest and twice-daily hugs from a blood pressure cuff.

Looking back, it was worth it, but if you had mentioned it to me at the time you might have seen why high blood pressure and pregnant women don’t miss.

But it was totally worth it. Having that wall down completely opened up the space and allowed my children to run daily laps around the kitchen island like they were training for some kind of spastic marathon.

So that was great.

After the wall came down, we worked hard to transform the room, but it was slow going because we had another room that took priority (you’ll see that another day).

In fact, we finally wrapped up our great room renovation just a couple weeks ago. Now, it looks like this:

Ahhhh! I love it so much! Indulge me while I show you many more pictures of the exact same room.

You will recall I transformed that awful fireplace surround a few months ago and told you all about it in this post.

So much better! Good-bye, faux granite!

Here’s one shot of the dining room table, which looks out onto the back deck.

Notice how we ditched that brass ‘n glass “chandelier” and replaced it with this one we got at an overstock store. I don’t remember the price tag but I remember it was under $50 and it was my husband’s birthday present to me.

He just didn’t know it when I bought it.

Also, I didn’t crop this shot so you could see that we have spent every spare cent on building materials and nothing on furniture. Only two of our dining room chairs match, and both of them have broken backs.

But I’m not really regretting the choice to focus on home improvements when the before and after shots look like this:

It hardly looks like the same room, does it? Of course, we put a lot into it. But the cabinets are actually the same (even the island!), and so is the flooring. We did replace the carpet, but the Pergo had to stay for budget reasons.

Tomorrow, I’m going to tell you how I refinished those dated golden oak builder grade cabinets to make them look classy and new. The best part? It cost less than $100, including hardware.

I’m totally serious.

I’m going to talk about the counter tops too, which are granite, and explain why we put them in and how we got them on the cheap. Or at least, cheap-er. Because that almost killed me.

So, I hope you’ll continue to join us for more of what’s inside our people house. There’s a lot more to see!

*If you’re just joining us on this house tour, be sure to check out yesterday’s post on the outside of the house!